OPL DICTIONARY

SPECIFIC HANDS

AJ – The Kim Keller

A9 – The Shuffler

QQ – Coaster’s Girls

2-10 – The Finchy

4-2 – The Rainman

6-9 – The Pounder

Terms and meanings

Cactus & A Salmon – Real bad hole cards, or none at all

Chip Monkey – Someone to stack your chips, usually a player to your left or right that you just won a big pot from.

Dog & Butterfly – An all-heart flop

Donkfish – A player who has the skills to play well, but chooses not to

Donk Off Chips – To play bad, give your chips away. See “Hee-Haw Off Chips”

F.T.S.S. – Full Time Sheriff Syndrome; To always need to be calling people to prevent them from stealing

Full House Draw – Two Pair

Granamals Poker – To play only to match the cards in your hand to cards on the board; See “Matchy, Matchy Poker”

Hee-Haw Off Chips – To play bad, give your chips away. See “Donk Off Chips”

HOG Chapter Meeting– The reason to give for missing a poker event

Implied Full House – Having two pair, and hoping to hit your full house

Licking The Bus Windows – Make bad plays but think they are good

Matchy, Matchy Poker – To play only to match the cards in your hand to cards on the board; See “Granamals Poker”

Nome, Alaska Flop – To miss a flop badly

Open Ended Pair Draw – A hand that is only high card

RD – Ridiculous Dumbass; Resident Donkey

Shiny Shiny – To be distracted, not see everything and make bad decisions

Tard Rack – A player who hits their hand on the river

Toilet Paper – What T.J. Cloutier says pot odds are